Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski is the new Tim Tebow. He's inspired countless YouTube song tributes, a flurry of unlicensed merchandise, and his own meme, "Gronking." The only difference? Gronkowski bangs a lot of chicks. And judging from these pictures, it's a fairly easy endeavor for him.

It's a killer crossover like this at the hands of a far more talented player that can change the direction of a young man's life. We'd like to think that after realizing just how ridiculous he looked flying across the court, this floppy-haired failure immediately checked himself out of the game and set to work on building a life-sized LEGO sculpture of astronaut Neil Armstrong, or whatever it is white people who don't play sports do.

Meet Victor Thompson, a resident of Laconia, N.H., who decided to tattoo the Patriots logo on both sides of his head before Super Bowl XLII. Mr. Thompson will be watching this Sunday's rematch from prison, where he's serving three months for shoplifting. Fortunately, jail will be the perfect place for Thompson to get the facemask portion of his tattoo, which is now his "number 1 goal." Read more about this unusual fellow in his interview with Deadspin.

Bill Belichick and the far less evil Emperor Palpatine.

Let's face it, maternity wards can become hectic at times, so it's completely understandable if our nation's nurses occasionally misplace a future sports star or B-list celebrity. Here are a few celebrities of screen, song and Super Bowl XLVI that we believe have been victims of hospital staffer neglect.