The big news coming out of the Baseball Winter Meetings in Dallas this morning - the Tigers signed Octavio Dotel! Oh, and Albert Pujols became a millionaire 250 times over thanks to his new 10-year deal with the Los Angeles Dreamcrushers of Cardinals Fans, er, Angels of Anaheim. But before you rush to judgment, thinking Albert is a really great guy who values loyalty and fan relationships, watch this video compilation of sound bites regarding his (then impending) free agent status. The Machine might want to consider using his new contract to fund a run at the Republican nomination. With that display of insincerity and hypocrisy, he's a natural politician.