Is it not enough that Matt Ryan is the stud quarterback of a playoff-bound pro football team? Does he really have to be the second coming of Bert Jansch too? And how about the pipes on center Brett Romberg? He wasn't pulling enough tail by flashing his 2001 University of Miami National Championship ring? Frat-rock/crunk-rap mash-ups are like catnip to the ladies. If these dudes end up releasing an album, may God have mercy on our single souls.