We should have guessed that the rise of the machines would have somehow been facilitated by Jerry Jones. Following a high school football game at Cowboys Stadium, an unmanned electric golf cart took off from the end zone and dashed 50 yards before plowing into the winning team's head coach. Listen as the announcer manages to choke back his chuckles at what is clearly the opening salvo in the robots' war on humanity, and notice how he skillfully replaces the word "hilarious" with "scary." Best to yuck it up now before the carts return with a vengeance.