Now, Szczesny! Now, Sagna! Now, Mertesacker and Diaby!                                                                                                         On, Frimpong! On, Squillaci! On, Fabianski and Miyaichi!"

It's the most wonderful time of the year, if you're a fan of awkward Christmas video messages from sports teams. The English Premier League's Arsenal Football Club has once again cuddled up to Big Christmas and released a campy holiday greeting to its fans around the world. Problem is, the players are also from around the world, and their English is - how do you say? - not very good (Rudolph the Red-Nosed Midfielder at 0:45 might go to synagogue on Christmas?). It amounts to an amusing 60 seconds, and that's about all we deserve this year. 

Looks like there was more money in the prop budget this year: