Nothing like a ridiculous clip from a Dutch soccer game to reinforce your sense of American exceptionalism on a Thursday morning. After defending himself from a crazed fan who thought the best way to cheer his team would be to deliver a flying jump kick to its most integral player, the goalie for AZ Alkmaar (allegedly a real place in The Netherlands) was given a red card by the referee and ejected from the game. So let's get this straight, Europe. If a player is attacked by a fan mid-game, the player is removed from the field? Makes about as much sense as a continent-wide common currency. OHHH! EURO SLAM!