Introducing the Heartbreak Cam
Spring is nearly upon us. Baseball is on TV. Weddings are on the horizon, along with conversations like, "Do we really have to schlep to Denver? She's your cousin! Can't we just send a gift?" But for every matrimony coming to fruition this season, there's a knot going untied thanks to a poorly conceived marriage proposal. And there's no better way to prove to the woman you want to spend the rest of your life with that you're not the man she should spend the rest of her life with than by proposing on the Jumbotron. Here are five guys who hadn't heard that.
So I won't be marrying a mascot
Trouble in Texas
Baseball diamonds aren't a girl's best friend