Many analysts cite the Packers' missed tackles, dropped passes and blown coverages as the reason for their loss to the Giants, but we know what really did them in: Megan making her wear the sparkles when she said she didn't want to wear the sparkles but Megan told her to put the sparkles on her nails but she told Megan not to do the sparkles but Megan told her to do the sparkles and that it was pretty.