In case you missed last night's Quantam Theory Classic between the 9th ranked Michigan State Spartans and the 19th ranked Michigan State Spartans, here's our recap:

1st Half: Unfortunately there was very little game play during the 1st half as the players spent most of it asking their mirror images deeply personal questions in order to "make sure they were really them." Also, late in the half, forward Draymond Green — who mistakenly believed the other team to be from the future rather than a parallel universe — picked a fight with who he thought was "future forward Draymond Green" over his apparent unwillingness to tell other Draymond Green whether he would get drafted into the NBA.

2nd Half: After overcoming the initial shock of learning that ESPN had opened the portal between realms, the teams played a pretty evenly matched game until around the 5 minute mark, when underdog #19 Michigan State pulled away from the highly touted #9 Michigan State, winning the game 81-65.