If this animation by Adam Malamut is an accurate representation of baseball friendship, Ryan Braun is going to be very sad and lonely little big leaguer next season. That's because his best baseball friend Prince Fielder has just agreed to a 9-year, $214 million deal with the Detroit Tigers, making him the wealthiest, fattest vegetarian on the planet. Sadly, another pair of Malamut's baseball friends was broken up this off-season when Jose Reyes left the Mets for Miami. And Chase Utley will be without bestie Ryan Howard to start the 2012 season due to an Achilles tear. On behalf of baseball fans everywhere we'd ask Adam to stop making these seemingly cursed animations. But they're simply too damn funny.