Frank Martin, speaking frankly

After a long day of physically and emotionally draining work, the last thing you want to do is answer stupid questions from a stupid person who has just accosted you and jabbed a microphone and live TV camera in your face. Luckily for us non-professional athletes, this scenario rarely plays out. But for the jocks who pay the stocks, this torture is just another part of the daily routine. However as these clips show, sometimes the day's work is especially taxing on the athlete, and the post-game interview routine is shaken to its frighteningly awkward core.  

It's 10pm, do you know where your wife is?

Ron Artest has a couple of people to thank

The side effects of a car accident... or playing football

Awkward questions get terrifyingly awkward answers

Coach, could you please turn down your volume?

If by "happy" you mean "heavily intoxicated"

Bruce Pearl wants to be your breast friend

Thankfully Jim Gray's microphone is also undestructible

That sh*t McRae!