In fairness to his sense of style, this could just as easily be a side effect of gonorrhea.
While professional athletes are definitely better than us in almost every way imaginable, sometimes it's nice to be reminded that all the money and raw talent in the world can't keep you from getting a bad haircut that people can make fun of from the safe, annonymous confines of the Internet. Here are the 10 worst we had the energy to find — in no particular order of horrendousness.
The only excuse for this is that aliens got tired of carving designs into corn fields.
Yea, give me the "Deadbeat Dad."
Can't tell if he's a fan of the Space Needle or the opening credits of Fraiser .
File under: What it would be like if the kids in the Village of the Damned grew up to be sexy.
It looks like he lost a bet.
Nike endorsement in the front, party in the back.
Proposed alternative name for "The Mullet"? "The Coon Skin Cap."
Surprise! This isn't the Chinese character for "strength" but the one for "Everyone laugh!"
(Athlete formerly known as Ron Artest)