Bill Belichick and the far less evil Emperor Palpatine.

Let's face it, maternity wards can become hectic at times, so it's completely understandable if our nation's nurses occasionally misplace a future sports star or B-list celebrity. Here are a few celebrities of screen, song and Super Bowl XLVI that we believe have been victims of hospital staffer neglect.

Eli Manning and Jim from what hipsters would call the "inferior US version of The Office."

Kareem McKenzie and the guy who probably had Biggy murdered.

Stephen Gostkowski and that guy who used to make us laugh in the 90's.

Tom Coughlin and the farmer who was going to kill Babe the pig.

 

Vince Wilfork and who we should have listened to about having a girl who just has a "friend."

Wes Welker and the 2002 MTV Movie Awards 'Best Kiss' winner.

Danny Woodhead and one of the many John Connors.

Madonna and Madonna in about 5 years.



Tom Brady and Tom Brady.
(Because NO ONE could be as handsome as Tom Brady. Do you hear us? NO ONE!)