Yesterday Marlins' shortstop Jose Reyes sold his famous dreadlocks on eBay for $10,200 — most likely to a stalker who will one day try and make the 'ultimate fan outfit' from his flayed skin. On the bright side though, proceeds from the sale went to the Make-A-Wish foundation, who would very much like to take this opportunity to say that any further actions taken by the anonymous winning bidder do not not necessarily represent the views of their organization, especially if they involve Voodoo, serial murder, strange professional athlete hair based pornography or any combination of those things.