No danger of this head getting caught in a plastic soda topper.
 

Though it remains unclear which teams are even interested in signing Peyton Manning (who you may know from being the brother of Eli Manning), an anonymous user at SomethingAwful took the time to speculate by incorporating the Colts star's 25¢ circus sideshow of a forehead into the logos of his potential NFL suitors. Here are some of our favorties:

To real Redskins, this scalp would be worth at least two regular scalps.

Would a viking really even need a horn helmet with a dome like this?

Hope they may "Cheeseheads" in XXXXXXL.

 

Eye of the tiger, forehead of the hammerhead shark.

Ready to break some fucking car windshilds!

Aww. Nothing is sadder than a pirate whose ship is the short bus. 

King of the 'special' jungle.

Once upon a midnight dreary, a mutant Raven was tapping on my chamber door.

If eagles really looked like this we would have hunted them to extinction years ago.