Randy Raper — Raper, but not Rapist, which means he's an amateur. So that's something!
Not everyone can have parents who love and respect them — just ask US Men's Slow Pitch Softball coach, Randy Raper, whose horribly embarrassing last name is only outweighed by the fact that he coaches men's slow pitch softball. Here's our list of other athletes whose parents also hate them. Let us know if you see any more.
Chris Blewitt — For Chris' sake, let's hope they just make fun of him for blowing a field goal.
Manuel Pfister — He's made for speeding through a slippery tube.
Jumbo Cummings — You can practically picture him swallowing his nickname choice.
Craphonso Thorpe — Thankfully, his name has been edited for TV; it's really Shithonso.
Gregor Fucka — It's a funny name, but don't make fun of Gregor; he's got serial killer written all over his creepy smile.
Assol Slivets — Depending on how she lands, Assol may be in slivets.
Phyllis Mangina — Her haircut and large suit only help prove the truth in this name.
Saatanan Saatana — Of course he's in the penalty box, he's double satan.
Charity Beaver — It's hard to imagine Charity has a hard time finding clients to personally train.