De'Cody Fagg — Ahem, the PC term is "De'Cody Homosexual."
Dick Shiner — Like shoe shiner, but way worse and not like it at all.
Miroslav Satan — Willing to make a deal with the real Satan in order to change his name.
Dick Mast — His parents were sailors. And mean.
Uwe Blab — Fun fact, in eastern Europe all names are this stupid!
Dick Blood — Seriously, you should get your name checked out by a doctor.
Bear Trapp — Probably better to get caught in one than to have this as a name.
Ethan Fagget — Hey, your last name was our nickname in high school!
Don Aase — Don Tell
Dick Dickey — If it's working as a last name, why not shorten and make it a first name?