Steve Sharts — Steven Sharts if we're being formal and mocking him.
Steele Sidebottom — Far less awesome than Steele Sideboob.
Ivana Mandic —We know, Ivana, We know.
Yoshie Takeshita — Japanese human name, German porn name.
Prapawadee Jaroenrattanatarakoon — It's like a cat walked on a keyboard and her parents said: "YES! That's the name!"
Misty Hyman — Gold medal athlete, certificate of participation name.
Desintee Hooker — Hooker! Get it? Like the rugby position!
DeWanna Bonner — Ironically, we Donwanna Bonner.
Karen Cockburn — Few people can say their last names are also a symptom of gonorrhea.
Ron Tugnutt — It's like his parents looked for baby name ideas on Urban Dictionary.