Dick Trickle — Moving too fast to waste time on the "follow-up jiggle."
Harry Colon — "No, no it's colon like the punctuation mark. I swear!"
Irina Slutskaya — We've met her so trust us when we say: the name is misleading.
Capt. Jack Glasscock — This in actually an improvement over when he was Private Jack Glasscock.