Credit to reader Brendan P. who sent this video in late last night, and who might very well end up winning the 2012 Pulitzer Prize for Investigative Reporting. When he got wind that one of his girlfriend's more, shall we say, completely brain dead sorority sisters made this video proposal to the NBA's breakout star Jeremy Lin, he immediately set about tracking it down. And thank Tebow he did. Because this girl makes that Mark Sanchez fan at the Super Bowl parade sound like a regular Linda Cohn. Normally, we'd want to tear out our eyes watching a video trainwreck like this one. Thankfully, the future "Mrs. Jerry Linn" is too goddamn good-looking.
She tweets, therefore she is. Utterly oblivious.