Your best opportunity this NBA All-Star Weekend to wake up hungover, in debt, and possibly dead.
NBA ALL STAR WEEKEND

If a night with Dennis Rodman and the Quad City DJs (of Space Jam Soundtrack fame) is what "America's Biggest and Best Cruise Ship" has to offer for the NBA All-Star game, we don't really want to know what the sub-par cruise lines are trying to sell. Though, our guess is a night with an autographed Karl Malone basketball and the bassist from the Squirrel Nut Zipppers.
 

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  • JB | 02/21/2012 flag

    And 95 South. Let's not forget about that. Also, why does "Transportation Available" need to be included on an ad for transportation?

  • Rob C | 02/21/2012 flag

    You overlooked the "Plus MMA Fighter Seth Petruzelli" part. Who is Seth Petruzelli? He's the guy who first knocked out Kimbo Slice (in about 20 seconds) in Kimbo's debut on CBS back in 2008. I'm shocked that Rodman was able to get such a high profile fighter like that to join him and Come On Ride The Train at the party.

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