WWE Champion and genuine badass CM Punk just gave up "not beating the crap out of Chris Brown" for Lent. He and the Rihanna-bashing R&B singer have been in a quickly escalating war of words on Twitter. After Mr. Punk mentioned his desire for "curb stomping that turd," Mr. Brown then inaccurately accused Punk of taking steroids — perhaps the lamest comeback in Twitter-war history. Mr. Punk, tired of wasting time on "a sad, cowardly little boy" like Brown, created this video last night, challenging Brown to a fight with the proceeds going to a women’s shelter of his choosing. So let's all spend our Ash Wednesday praying our brains out that this brawl actually takes place.