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So Jeremy Lin had a bad game last night against the Heat. Big whoop. He's still the best player in the history of the NBA, and he deserves to be celebrated by lonely weirdos everywhere. The loneliest weirdos with enough of a business sense comprise the Etsy community, selling handmade arts and crafts to whoever in God's name is buying this stuff. We've collected the seven saddest Jeremy Linspired Etsy items that should be — like Lin was until three weeks ago — completely ignored.

Count down the hours until you'll be watching the next Knicks game alone in the dark.

Bright orange wallet perfect for getting easily stolen.

Great sketch of Jay Lin, Jeremy's doofier younger brother.

For 5 bucks, we'll make our own pathetic attempt at drawing, thanks.

LOBESANITY!

The Etsy shop owner claims this is a high quality canvas painting. Define "quality."