When Pete Weber nailed a strike in the final frame of the PBA U.S. Open yesterday afternoon in North Brunswick, New Jersey, he claimed his 36th career PBA Tour title and a $60,000 prize. He also earned his place in the Douchebag Hall of Fame with this completely bizarre celebratory rant that seems as incongruous to a professional bowling event as the idea of wearing sunglasses indoors (oh, he's doing that too?). Pete, of course, is the progeny of bowling legend Dick Weber, giving further credence to that old saying — like father's first name, like son's personality.