The AbHancer — '8-Minute Abs' in only 8 seconds.
We all want to get in shape without giving up our gluttonous eating habits or trying. Unfortunately, if this list of ridiculous products is any indication, in order do that we all must be willing to lose any sense of self-respect we have. Let us know if you see or, dare we say, own any more of these absurd contraptions. And remember: Laughter burns calories! Probably.
Treadmill Bike — "It's like running on a treadmill on a bike, you never really forget."
Cool Shapes — Freezing the fat away is easy if you can avoid the hypothermia.
Velcro Jogger — Like when you're trying to run in a dream but can't, but in real life.
Face Trainer — Because your face isn't going to train itself.
Outdoor treadmill — It's so redundant it's redundant.
Tug Toner — No instructions needed.
Hand Fitness — Because you've really been letting your hands go lately.
BeamFit Balance Bar — Sobriety test and excercise all in one!
Osim Exercise Chair — "It's not for that. I SWEAR!"