While retrieving a ball during an early morning round at the Ancala Golf Club in Scottsdale, AZ, an unidentified golfer fell into a nest of blood-sucking space caterpillars! Now he's going to become a space caterpillar! And then he's going to team up with LMFAO for a new single! We're all doomed! Actually, it's a species of particularly prickly cactus called the jumping cholla. As bad as this looks, the LMFAO scenario would be way more painful.