This is basically the plot of The Mighty Ducks except instead of being sentenced to coach a pee-wee hockey team as punishment for drunk driving, this guy was sentenced to jail for nearly Zamboni-ing a pee-wee hockey team to death while drunk driving. Oh, and here's a tip: If you're going to drink and drive, don't do it on a surface where you're bound to fail the straight line walking portion of the sobriety test even when sober.