Sports are sweaty, full-contact, and for the most part played with equipment that resembles either a penis, a testicle or both. Thus, it’s no surprise that players can easily find themselves featured in the sorts of compromising images one would normally have to hack an iPhone to find. Here are some of our favorites. Enjoy them. You deserve it.
Milwaukee Brewers’ Prince Fielder has champagne poured onto him after the Brewers beat the Chicago Cubs 3-1 in a baseball game Sunday, Sept. 28, 2008, in Milwaukee. The Brewers clinched the National League wild card after the New York Mets lost to the Florida Marlins after the Brewers’ win. (AP Photo/Morry Gash)
Colorado Rockies shortstop Troy Tulowitzki is tended to by a trainer after being hit by a foul ball hit by Rockies’ Dexter Fowler during the eighth inning of a baseball game against the San Francisco Giants in San Francisco, Monday, May 14, 2012. (AP Photo/Jeff Chiu)
