Almost immediately after the Colts officially released Peyton Manning yesterday, the Washington Redskins took to Twitter with this thinly veiled attempt to woo him like a balding 39-yr-old bachelor would a young girl at a nightclub. Adding later "You're the prettiest quarterback we've ever seen," and "You're not like all the other quarterbacks, and that's what's so special about you." Ok, fine, maybe they didn't add those last two, but they should have because we wouldn't have looked down on them more than we did after the first one.