The perfect magazine offer for anyone who wants to stop masturbating in public.
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With the exception of soon to be sex-rehab patient Jason Russell and subscribers living in Iran, who else is taking Sports Illustrated up on this offer? And don't say "It's demeaning to women, so probably a lot of people," because, one, we're not your girlfriends so there's no need to impress us, and two, we'll have you know some of the ladies in it happen to be modeling in order to put themselves through college. How exactly is forcing hot girls to drop out of college because you won't buy their magazine less demeaning then us staring at them? That's what we thought. Check and mate.

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