While we Americans have been developing manias and losing our sanity over our homegrown mediocre athletes, the rest of the world has been going bonkers for an actually exceptionally talented human being who plays a little sport that we erroneously call soccer. His name is Lionel Messi, and he recently scored his 234th career La Liga goal — a new all-time record for his Barcelona club (a team he first joined as a 16 year-old in 2004). Now you can watch all 234 of those goals in slightly less time than it would take to switch your car insurance to Geico. Take a break from designing your custom Timsanity t-shirt and get your fútbol fix, once and for all.