He even high-fives like a velociraptor.
Much is made about excessive celebration these days, but seldom do you year about excessive awkwardbration — and that's not just because we made it up 5 minutes ago! Awkwardbration is everywhere in sports, and, surprisingly, happens to fewer white people than you'd think (but still mostly white people). Here are more of the best examples of this hilarious phenomenon captured in animated GIF form.
Shenanigans! Shenanigans! He just tried to throw "Paper" and "Rock" in the same turn!
It's amazing that these obvious Crips don't even know how to greet each other properly.
File under M for "Miming a double handjob."
Just like a bear in the wild, if you ignore it, a mascot bear will probably just go away.
It's OK, Mark McGrath, that jeans vest dwarfs the awkwardness of this by infinity.
Up high! Down low! Too slow! Or drunk.
The only excuse for this is that they're in a secret society together.
File under W for "What it looks like when a zombie tries to give a high-five."
This is also how Chris Brown celebrates his favorite team scoring a touchdown.