Remember kids, only YOU can prevent baseball fires.
In high school jocks were the cool kids. Or at least we thought they were until we came back to visit our parents once after college and saw them getting chewed out by their managers at Best Buy for filing The Beatles Anthology under "T" instead of "B." That and when we saw these 10 utterly pathetic senior pictures. Enjoy!
Glad he doesn't spell Zach with an "ack," because that would be totally gay.
"I'm watching you!" — Love, Yourself
Ohhh, we get it, because, wait, what?
Peanut butter & jelly, peas & carrots, MMA & Glamour Shots — all matches made in heaven.
Aww, we remember when we first learned how to use Photoshop too!
Posted 3/29/12:
Look everyone, fat white trash David Blaine is doing a trick for us!
Who can forget everyone's favorite sport "foot-wrestle-cross?"
A classy homage to Brett Favre's future text messages.
Having very deep thoughts about the NBA teams that couldn't fit on his pants.
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CyGirl | 07/26/2012 flag
When the heck did nude photos become acceptable as senior portraits???
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Elizabeth | 06/18/2012 flag
I would've gone with la-wrestle-ball, lol.
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jq | 06/06/2012 flag
i agree with amz! now although the pic diiiiid seem a little gay (in a joking manner), the guys with the volleyballs in front of their areas were pretty hot (especially the tall one on the right)...and i am a female...
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Kris | 06/05/2012 flag
The "foot-wrestle-cross" is fairly common for jocks who play multiple sports. When I was in HS the seniors posed for one sports photo for the yearbook with things representing each sport they played.
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Amz | 06/01/2012 flag
Why is it if it's a girl posing naked/nearly naked, it's for dudes, but if it's a guy, it's also for dudes?? What? Do women with eyes not use the internet?
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cb | 06/01/2012 flag
And how does one even persuade both the student and the parents that their child should be naked in a senior picture!? I'm sure that one doesn't make it into the graduation announcement or the class slide show....and hopefully not into the yearbook
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dave | 05/30/2012 flag
Kinda funny, the MMA guy (5th picture down) is actually a real UFC Fighter named Amir Sadollah. He won a season of Ultimate Fighter on Forrest Griffin's team, and could seriously whoop any of our asses. He's also known as a huge joker who doesn't take himself too seriously- it's not very uncommon to see him in a dorky picture like this.
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D. D. Syrdal | 05/29/2012 flag
And that girl got her picture yanked a couple years ago for posing in a suggestive outfit...but these asshats can use photos of themselves naked? WTF?
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Chad the CHOAD | 04/03/2012 flag
They all win biggest douchebag award
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ilovearistotle | 03/29/2012 flag
i can't decide who the biggest douchebags are in this situation... the guys for posing in these photos, the photographers for shooting them, or the kids' parents for paying for that shit.
