You know that dumb roommate of yours who's always coming up with what he thinks are brilliant original thoughts? Like he's the first person to give a good, hard think about the ways of the world, and now he wants to philosophize with you on the couch at 2 in the morning while you're trying to catch up on episodes of Breaking Bad? Jose Canseco is that roommate, and his converted three-bedroom is the world. And he's been using Twitter to spout his typo-plagued nonsense for the past couple years. The folks over at Deadspin have taken the liberty of converting some of Canseco's choicest tweets into motivational posters. We've gathered our eight favorite here for your... motivation.