Listen, there are times when no one blames you for involuntarily making the jack-off motion in public. For example, when someone tells you they're going on a gluten-free diet, taking up a career as a "blogger," and/or getting married. But then there are times when we highly advise you to more carefully censor any hand motions on or around your crotch region. For example, during a nationally televised sporting event. Here are our nine favorite examples of fans, coaches and players blatantly ignoring this advice.