Every so often, a popular athlete's nickname and his clutch, big-game performance combine to create the perfect storm of song parody. Such is the case with the latest from The Sports, which updates the classic Lionel Ritchie stalker anthem "Hello" for the modern-day Knicks fan, inspired by "Melo" and his 43 points against the Bulls on Easter Sunday. If you relish in Derrick Rose getting pooped on and strained references to Oliver Miller, welcome to your wedding ballad.