Either it's the sexual fourth down, or these ladies need to repeat sex ed.

Clever sexual innuendo and sports fandom have gone hand-in-hand since the dawn of athletic competition. In the Colosseum, Roman spectators would often fly banners reading things such as "I want to feed you to my hairy lion" and "Gladiator, I want you to enslave me unjustly and then force me compete in a staged competition where you impale me with your spear." Of course, those banners were originally written in Latin, but luckily for you we've taken the time to go out and find fans who speak plain, perverted English. As always, let us know if you see and/or make any more for our list. 
 

Did you know lions have five fingers on their tongues?
 

For two, I'll let you giver her back! Hey-O my god I'm a terrible person.
 

"In fact, I'm daydreaming about one right now."
 

If the ref isn't introducing you to his friends, you may be his "crowd on the side."
 

Be the change you want to see in yourself.
 

So true! Crosby IS a pair pubic lice infested of cheerleader shorts!
 

An autograph from Bra-zil's favorite goalie: Yellow Mickey.
 

But he has a big PR budget.
 

The deeper meaning only becomes apparent after several viewings.

Posted 4/12/12: 

You forgot to tell him about your "good daddy issues."