Wonder if she knows that dugouts are where men spit tobacco and sunflower seeds?
5-hole is the name for the space between a goalie's legs, so technically for her, it's 5 holes.
You should never hold signs for your mom if she's a whore.
Hmm. Something tells us these aren't really officially licensed sluts.
This shirt is directed at official NCAA recruiting policies. Love, Auburn.
For people who love BJ's but want to repel any women who would actually give one to you.
Hooker with a sign of gold, letters.
Aww. She'll feel better about herself after the money from the Ebay auction starts rolling in.
At this point in his fading, 3-minute long career, Jeremy Lin might actually take you up on this offer.
You spelled "lover" wrong.