Here's Penguins team captain Sidney Crosby slapping Jakub Voracek's glove out of his reach like a shitty step brother. Crosby then proceeded to grab Voracek by the wrists and asked him, while shaking his arms violently into his own face, why he "kept hitting himself." Turns out, Voracek wasn't really hitting himself at all, but instead Crosby was only making it look that way. What a dick.