Two equally as balding assholes.

The great thing about a doppelganger — the German word for "OMG! You know who you look like?" — is that once we point one out to you, you'll never be able to unsee it. That's right, we're in your heads right now. Planting seeds. Enjoy it. Enjoy our seeds. 
 

Gary Busey and the only guy to have ever screwed Tim Tebow.
 

Andre Smith's stomach either looks like the Yip-Yip Alien or he's having trouble digesting the Yip-Yip Alien.
 

Atlanta Braves mascot and proof that the only thing it's racist against is postapocalyptic Australians.
 

A man made of rubber and gel and a man made of rubber and gel.
 

Tanning mom and an inanimate object that would be a better mom.
 

A really old Honus Wagner card and the star of the really old Spiderman movies from a few years ago.
 

A guy from Home Alone and a guy who spends a lot of time alone.
 

A guy who wishes these uniforms were a joke and a guy who needs to be told a joke, in spanish.
 

A Super Bowl champion and a super bowl of weed champion.