IT'S A TRAP for baseballs and IT'S A TRAP for the Rebel Alliance.
A guy who stopped being entertaining when we were kids and a guy from a game that didn't.
An imaginary person and an attention seeking singer we wish was imaginary.
A douchebag from the most hated state and a douchebag from the most hated baseball team.
AJ Hawk and AJ Hawk after being stung by a bee.
The logo of a terrible team and the cover art from an equally terrible song.
A dude with a giant forehead and severe spinal damage and Timmy from South Park.
Two poster children for what happens when you mess with unnatural substances.
Ozzie Guillen's favorite person and the guy who will hunt you down for taking his daughter.
Pro Football Hall of Fame and the worst sex toy EVER.