David Koechner and Ty Wigginton, reliable journeymen who remain largely anonymous.
 

Timberwolves coach Rick Carlisle and that creepy Emma Stone stalker.
 

Kris Humphries and Taylor Lautner, both of whom we hate for knowing everything about.
 

Suspended coach Sean Payton and someone we'd love to see the Saints put a bounty on.
 

Placido Polanco and Uatu the Watcher. We don't know either.
 

Evil Dark Lord of the Sith and Emperor Palpatine.
 

Charlie Villaneuva and his officially-licensed NBA merchandise.

Al Harrington and Donatello Versace.
 

Yao Ming and a dog that looks like Yao Ming.