Posted 4/17/12:

Kyle Korver and that dude from Million Dollar Baby.
 

Mike Woodson and that guy from the Toy Story movies. 
 

Holes 11 and 12 and the lamest Halloween costume, every year since 1998.
 

Raul Ibanez and a "powerful sorcerer" who isn't powerful enough to conjure up a new nose.
 

University of Texas logo and where babies come from. 
 

Delonte West and Bubbles, from the best show white people have ever seen.
 

Olympic Torch and the place Superman goes to masturbate.
 

Sam Cassell and a magical alien turd.
 

Stan Van Gundy and, given what a whore your mom is, probably your father.
 

Calgary Flames uniform and a bunch of flamers in Gryffindor uniforms.