Mascots are an important part of every sports franchise. They're the ultimate cheerleaders, pumping up home crowds with their hilarious and inventive antics. They're the consummate public relations ambassadors, promoting the team in the local community and improving the fan experience. They're also usually horny 19-year-old dudes who couldn't find a better summer job. Here's what happens when raging testosterone meets creepy, sewed-on smiles.