Two months ago, former baseball player and owner of the world's craziest Twitter account, Jose Canseco, began following a young blonde girl. He then, as you do when you follow young blonde girls on Twitter, proceeded to hit on her via direct message and ask her for a better picture so it would be easier to decide if meeting for a dirty romp would be worth the risk of ending his current relationship. As you can see, Canseco didn't quite find the juice to be worth the squeeze and, rather than resorting to the polite "It's not you, it's me," basically told her that looking at her face makes him vomit. What a douche.