In fairness, the gym is in Canada where they probably measure time like this.
The key to staying fit is shocking the muscles.
Unplanned injuries are a GREAT way to do that.
Sex is the only rational reason for people to get in shape so this makes perfect sense.
"No pain, no gain." This lady gets it.
One day you'll be this old.
Let's hope that when you are you get a chance to stab another old person with a sword.
Bro, your elbows are looking HUGE. Have you been working out?
Look, no one can be expected to walk up twelve steps AND work out in the same day.
In fairness, carrying the chair to the treadmill counts as exercise.
Dropping 150 lbs. on a baby would be forgiven in time, but the jorts? Sorry dude.
Finally, a set of gym rules that appeals to our laziness.
This is a GREAT deal if you happen to own a share in this gym's profits.