While it remains to be seen which team will use its first round draft pick on highly touted Baylor quarterback Robert Griffin III, what no longer remains to be seen, sadly, is what RGIII would look like if he were made entirely of Subway Smokehouse BBQ Chicken sandwiches. (By the way, BBQ Griffin III's pre-pubescent mustache is made of black olives. Sorry in advance if you liked ordering them on your $5 foot-longs without thinking about that.)