It's funny to us, but this is actually how all Canadians dress.

If you're reading this (and you are!), it's a safe bet that you're some kind of sports fan. Maybe you're a casual fan who'll check in with SportsCenter before hitting the hay. Maybe you're passionate about a particular team and wear that team's hat, shirt, or jacket out and about. Or maybe you're a supremely passionate fan who wears the hat, shirt, and jacket all at the same time (and scarf and ornamental brooch). But our guess is you're not at the level of fandom that these folks have approached, and trust us, that's a very good thing. We beg you to keep your shirts on, your scary masks off, and to simply continue being the responsible fan that you are.
 

The resemblance to an actual American flag is so uncanny we almost saluted this fatty. 
 

Her mom and dad must be the proudest parents in their respective prisons.
 

More legitimate than most NBA babies.
 

If Dale's car were padded with even 1/3 of this guy's back hair he'd still be alive today.
 

Fun fact: actual Vikings were still less likely to rape and pillage than current Steelers QBs.
 

Field of Dreams, back tat of nightmares.

This is everything we didn't want to know about sex. 
 

NARNIA!
 

Ironically, wearing paper maché helmets is how he became this dumb.