For those not familiar — namely those who grew up in countries with running water and words that aren't spelled with a superfluous "u" — diving is when a soccer player fakes being tripped or hit in order to receive a free penalty kick. It's become a big part of soccer, perhaps even a bigger deal than it is in the actual sport of diving (just kidding, obviously it's a bigger deal than it is in the actual sport of diving). The move is generally regarded as a cheap form of cheating, and as you can see from his Facebook status, Chelsea striker Didier Drogba is against the practice. That is, apparently as long as he's not the one doing it.