Probably one of the greatest things about America is that it's not a crime to draw a giant ding-dong on a piece of white board and hold it up in the background of a nationally televised post-game show. Not only is it not a crime, it's also an easy way to become "YouTube famous." The only thing stopping you? A cameraman who knows how to cut you out of frame with a zoom button. Unfortunately for Fox Sports, its cameramen do not possess this crucial skill. Now, please, go forth and use this knowledge for good.